Mother Talk

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The things I never thought I'd say (or hear):

Let's not lick our brother.

Please take your foot out of the toilet.

M: Can we take one of those ferrets over to the island

K: That stuffed animal I got, it says it's homemade in China.

We don't actually eat markers.

Mother Talk

Friday, June 12, 2009

Things I never thought I'd say, but now seem necessary:

Don't pee on Mickey Mouse (these are the characters on the underwear)

No, people have never been able to eat through their ears. (to my 11 yr old!)

There is no way you can have two cakes, eat six pieces and end up with 22 cakes. That is unless you are Jesus. (9 year old math woes)

Mother Talk

Friday, June 5, 2009

Things I never thought I'd say, yet seem to be necessary:

We don't brush the walls with our toothbrush

Please take the banana out of your shoe

Let's go make bubbles (going to the bathroom)