Mother Talk

Friday, June 12, 2009

Things I never thought I'd say, but now seem necessary:

Don't pee on Mickey Mouse (these are the characters on the underwear)

No, people have never been able to eat through their ears. (to my 11 yr old!)

There is no way you can have two cakes, eat six pieces and end up with 22 cakes. That is unless you are Jesus. (9 year old math woes)