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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Here's What I learned this week:

Kid's don't hesitate to test their parents as soon as one of them is away. I have already had to conduct numerous "this is not going to fly just because your dad is not here" seminars

Maps on the iphone are not always the most direct route. They do actually get you to where you are going but you will also find out after sitting in traffic for an hour that there usually is a much quicker route

Taking your kids to an exhibit that has about fifty pictures of people, including babies, completely messed up on Meth might actually be a sure-fire way to get them to stay away from the stuff

There truly is such a thing as language explosion. Once this explosion happens you have to be very careful what you might say. This saves you from having the embarrassing experience of your kid yelling "poop" over and over again as you walk through a restaurant.

If you don't give a baby a bottle for several months they have no idea what one is. They will glare at you and wonder what you are trying to choke them with. This will be followed by much screaming and refusal to eat. The Dr. office is not the best place to conduct this experiment.